What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.