Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Because he caught everything bear handed!

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It was raining cats and dogs

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They commeownicate.

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He was always spiking the ball.

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It's Cul de sac!

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.