How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.