What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)