What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.