What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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She kept running away from the ball

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Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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They wear mittens.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.