How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.