How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.