Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!