Riot Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

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What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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