Negative 1.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Because they can't get past their Masters.
There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.
for 2 weeks.
Crackers always leave crumbs.
Minus one.
A riot.
