Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.