What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!