How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.