What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.