What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon