When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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A swallow.

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Amadeus Vult!

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Gives the X Box back to grandkids

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.