Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!