Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.