Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...