What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.