What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"