What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!