What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair