How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.