14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
A gargoyle!
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
Namaste
x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
He wanted her to hit the hay!
