14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
to get to the other side..
Yarn.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Your mailbox is missing!
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
IHOP
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Paddy O' Furniture
A lessoff.
What did the super smart dude say to the moron?
