What do you mean I can't change the past?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*