What do you mean I can't change the past?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What do you mean I can't change the past?

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