What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.