Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.