Because women love digging up the past.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because loves digging up the past.
Hyruleglyphics.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Pasts
Me: Why are you living in the past
Because they love digging up the past.
logs on to Wikipedia*
PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
They always swallow.
A rake.
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Eggs get laid only once
He became a vegetarian.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Stuck.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
A Barkeologist.
