Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!