What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying