What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.