Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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To stop getting wet !

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !