What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.