What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.