What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.