How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!