Because they can't even.
A: There is writing on the White-out.
Skip to my loo.
I want to know her secret
Because he's a real dawg.
A comic relief.
Because the "p" is silent!
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.