What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz