What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating