What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.