What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.