What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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A pugilist!

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Planters.

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At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

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Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn