What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.