What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.