What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car