What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz