Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you