Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.