How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!