How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!