Rhino Jokes

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I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

How would Rhino?

You unplug it!

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Well hell-if-i-know!

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

ell if I know.

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The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Hell if I know

Rhino horn "

Ell if I know

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Hell if I know.

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Because one egg is

It lays eggs

They use honeycombs.

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Because America is never wrong.

A credit card.

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Rhino Jokes

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