Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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Who loses?

America.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine