Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.