For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Do You Hear what I Hear?
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
I said, "Piggy"
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
A polterheist.
