Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.