Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!