Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal