Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Full speed ahead

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Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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A motor pike !

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to get is quarterback.

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My tax refund.

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You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal