Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.