Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.