What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.