What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!