How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Example Jokes More Example Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"