What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.