What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

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How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison