What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers