What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.