What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.