Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.