Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.