Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Treeson Jokes More Treeson Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.